Sand God

Sand God is one of the bosses in sandulator. Beating it gives the "no more sand lord" badge.

A few items you need before attempting to fight Sand God:


 * Telekill Bucket
 * Brazilium / Somebody's Remains
 * Blood
 * Sponges (or other detoxifying items)

To find the Sand God, you must first complete the quest Ganter's Sandcastle. Once you complete it, you will get access to the area beneath. In that area is a Scary door. You have to be cursed to use it, which can be done by eating brazilium or using Somebody's remains. Once you are through the door, you must walk through a short passageway and fall into a large room.

The large room contains a fake landscape, and a few other things. (Near the entrance is a portal and an altar that requires teeth, which leads to the Beta Island. It is not necessary for fighting the Sand God, but can be useful as it is where you can find the ultimate walmar clearance.) Cross the fake water, and drop down the hole on the opposite end of the room. Cross the room you fall into, and drop into the other hole.

You should now be in a large room with a very tall person, and a short person stuck to the wall. If you are not ready, you can exit through a portal. Otherwise, there will be no turning back. To proceed, simply walk into the person on the wall with blood equipped, and you should teleport to a room right before the fight. Drop down the hole to begin.

The Sand God fight is relatively simple; you have to go from the left side of the room to the right side, picking up sand from the left and depositing it on the right. You will only have to do this 3 times to beat him. Sand God himself will hit and sweep the central platform, but it can easily be avoided with proper timing. You can also gain toxin while in the arena, but it shouldn't hinder you too much. You should bring a sponge or two, just to be safe. Beware that damaging spheres roll down from each side of the arena, which can send you into the green goop below if you're not careful.

At the end of the fight, you will have to quickly run to the center platform and touch a neon brick to teleport out of the arena. Doing so will give you a badge. Before you exit, you can also grab a piece of God Sand. It can be sold for a considerable amount or can be used to decorate your house.